Wednesday, November 2, 2011
Good and bad news
This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells him, "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"
Patient: Well, give me the bad news first.
Doctor: You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left.
Patient: That's terrible! In two years, my life will be over! What kind of good news could you probably tell me, after this?
Doctor: You also have Alzheimer's. In about three months you are going to forget everything I told you.
Patient: Well, give me the bad news first.
Doctor: You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left.
Patient: That's terrible! In two years, my life will be over! What kind of good news could you probably tell me, after this?
Doctor: You also have Alzheimer's. In about three months you are going to forget everything I told you.
Wife fell out of your car?
A drunken man is driving through the city of Dublin and his car is weaving violently all over the road.
A cop pulls him over.
“So,” says the cop to the driver, “where have you been?“
“I’ve been to the pub,” slurs the drunk.
“Well,” says the cop, “it looks like you’ve had quite a few.”
“I did all right,” the drunk says with a smile.
“Did you know,” says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, “that a few miles back, your wife fell out of your car?”
“Oh, thank heavens,” sighs the man. “For a minute there, I thought I’d gone deaf.”
A cop pulls him over.
“So,” says the cop to the driver, “where have you been?“
“I’ve been to the pub,” slurs the drunk.
“Well,” says the cop, “it looks like you’ve had quite a few.”
“I did all right,” the drunk says with a smile.
“Did you know,” says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, “that a few miles back, your wife fell out of your car?”
“Oh, thank heavens,” sighs the man. “For a minute there, I thought I’d gone deaf.”
Live Happily Its The Best Revenge To Those WHO Have HURT U
Live Happily Its The Best Revenge To Those WHO Have HURT U
Height of Memory Loss
Height of Memory Loss..
A boy open his tiffin box on the road side to see.
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Whether he is going to school
OR
coming from schooL
A boy open his tiffin box on the road side to see.
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Whether he is going to school
OR
coming from schooL
GOD someTimes Takes us into TrouBled Waters, Not to Drown Us, But to Cleanse Us
GOD someTimes Takes us into TrouBled Waters,
Not to Drown Us,
But to Cleanse Us
HavinG ConfidencE Won'T BrinG SuccEss, BuT iT GivEs CouragE To Face ThE ProbLEms
HoLdinG An UmbreLLa Won'T STop Rain;
BuT
Allowz To Stay TherE
SimLarLy HavinG ConfidencE Won'T BrinG SuccEss,
BuT
iT GivEs CouragE To Face ThE ProbLEms
BuT
Allowz To Stay TherE
SimLarLy HavinG ConfidencE Won'T BrinG SuccEss,
BuT
iT GivEs CouragE To Face ThE ProbLEms
A good idea will keep you awake during the morning, but a great idea will keep you awake during the night
A good idea will keep you awake during the morning,
But
A great idea will keep you awake during the night
Who is a GIRL
Who is a GIRL ???
♥ A GIRL is the most beautiful part of Gods creation...
♥ Sh...e starts compromising at a very tender age...
♥ She sacrifices her chocolates for her brother...
♥ Later she sacrifices her love for just a smile on her parents face...
♥ She sacrifices her Comfort and desires for her In-Laws...
♥ She sacrifices her full youth for her husband and children without complain...
♥ And finally her life ends up only by compromising for others happiness...
♥ She is that creature of God who no one can compete...
♥ Respect every girl/lady in your life. You will never know what she has sacrificed for you...♥♥♥
♥ A GIRL is the most beautiful part of Gods creation...
♥ Sh...e starts compromising at a very tender age...
♥ She sacrifices her chocolates for her brother...
♥ Later she sacrifices her love for just a smile on her parents face...
♥ She sacrifices her Comfort and desires for her In-Laws...
♥ She sacrifices her full youth for her husband and children without complain...
♥ And finally her life ends up only by compromising for others happiness...
♥ She is that creature of God who no one can compete...
♥ Respect every girl/lady in your life. You will never know what she has sacrificed for you...♥♥♥
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