Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Can you guess the movie??

Answers..




1. Sin City
2. Matrix
3. Signs
4. Mean Girls
5. Sum of all fears
6. Snakes on the plane
7. forgotten
8. Alpha and Omega
9. Exorcist
10. Iron Man 2
11. Social Network
12. Vertical Limit
13. xXx
14. Wall E
15. Speed.
16. 127 Hours

Saturday, November 19, 2011

Hold the hand of the person whom you love rather than expecting them to hold yours


A little girl and her father were crossing a bridge.
The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter:
"Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don't fall into the river." The little girl said:
"No, Dad. You hold my hand."
"What's the difference?" Asked the puzzled father.
...
"There's a big difference," replied the little girl.
"If I hold your hand and something happens to me, chances are that I may let your hand go. But if you hold my hand, I know for sure that no matter what happens, you will never let my hand go."

In any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind, but in its bond. So hold the hand of the person whom you love rather than expecting them to hold yours...

Saturday, November 12, 2011

When Writing the story of your Life, dont Let someone else hold the PEN

Four years of Enginering

Love is not finding somene to live with

Levels of Kick

Leave office Early

Learn,live and Hope

Last wish- Facebook

funny- Pics- It happens only in India

Its monday, Go to Work

if you want breakfast in bed

I only I Had

i Phone ad you tube

I dont fit anywhere

I am Single by Choice

How girls and Guys rate eachother

How babies will be born in future

How aging affects Belt Height

funny Pics

Hello Dad

Government, Banks and Citizens - Cartoon

How to use chopstick

Hairdryer

Creative Shoes

Funny- MD

Laziness

Escape

Engineers clock

Dare to take a different Path

Eight hours wait to go home

Dont Give up, God has plans for you

Being Single

Can you Solve This

Think out of the Box.. 5 beautiful HR Questions

Think out of the Box.. 5 beautiful HR Questions !!!

Here are some of the typical HR questions asked to find out if the candidates have "out of box" thinking capability


Question 1:

"What will you do if I run away with your sister?"

The candidate who was selected answered " I will not get a better match for my sister than you, sir."

Question 2:

Interviewer (to a student girl candidate) - What if one morning you woke up & found that you were pregnant ?

I will be very excited and take a day off, to celebrate with my husband. (Normally an unmarried girl will be shocked to hear this, but she managed it well. Why should I think it in the wrong way, she said later when asked.)

Question 3:

Interviewer: He ordered a cup of coffee for the candidate. Coffee arrived and was kept before the candidate, then he asked "What is before you?"

Candidate: Instantly replied "Tea" and got selected.

(You know how and why did he say "TEA" when he knows very well that coffee was kept before him?.
Answer: The question was "What is before you U? (-alphabet). Reply was "TEA" T (- alphabet).

Question 4:

Where Lord Rama would have celebrated his "First Diwali"?

People will start thinking of Ayodya, Mithila [Janaki's place], Lanka etc...

But the logic is, Diwali was a celebrated as a mark of Lord Krishna Killing Narakasura. In Dusavataar, Krishnavathaar comes after Raamavathaar.

So, Lord Rama would not have celebrated the Diwali At all!


Question 5:

The interviewer asked the candidate "This is your last question of the interview. Please tell me the exact position of the center of this table where u have kept your files."

Candidate confidently put one of his finger at some point at the table and said that this was the central point at the table. Interviewer asked "how did you decide that this is the central point of this table?", then he answers quickly that "Sir you are not supposed to ask any more question, as it was the last question as you promised .....

And hence, he was selected as because of his quick-wittedness.

This is what Interviewer expects from the Interviewee. ....

"THINK OUTSIDE OF THE BOX"

Cartoon- Baby sitting

I am a Malayali




1.I am not a Mallu I am a Malayali
2.Shakeela is not from my state
3.Sreesanth is from my state,but I hate him.
4.My mother tongue is not Tamil.
5.I may like Rajnikanth or Shah Rukh Khan.....but I always prefer Mohanlal
6.I love cricket...but I love football more
7.I am an Indian....yes Sachin is God.....
8.All my uncles are not in Dubai...
9.I am not always a Nair
10.I am an alcoholic,unless I am gay impotent or just plainly scared of mom.
11.I may or may not be Marxist,but essentially a socialist
12.I may not laugh at your joke...no offenses..blame it on Jagathy Sreekumar..I have already heard them.
13.You may not laugh at my joke...no offenses...blame it on Sreenivasan...you would not understand.
14.I am a non vegetarian.....and Yes I eat beef
15.If you find me and another malayali shouting at each other animatedly at the top of our voices calling each other names...never bother we are just having a healthy discussion on Mammootty and Mohanlal.
16.When I was a student....I never bunked...we just called a strike...
17.Yes I use a lungi....and play football wearing it.....now you can't beat that.
18.I don't understand Kadhakali.......
19.I don't like you much,I may look down upon you...can't help it....that is how we are made....
20.When you are talking to me....never mention Poland....again blame it on Sreenivasan..you wouldn't understand.

I Hate my Mother

I HATE MY MOTHER


My mom only had one eye. I hated her… She was such an embarrass...ment. She cooked for students and teachers to support the family. There was this one day during elementary school where my mom came to say hello to me. I was so embarrassed. How could she do this to me? I ignored her, threw her a hateful look and ran out.... The next day at school one of my classmates said, ‘EEEE, your mom only has one eye!’ I wanted to bury myself. I also wanted my mom to just disappear. I confronted her that day and said, ‘ If you’re only gonna make me a laughing stock, why don’t you just die?’ My mom did not respond… I didn’t even stop to think for a second about what I had said, because I was full of anger. I was oblivious to her feelings. I wanted out of that house, and have nothing to do with her. So I studied real hard, got a chance to go abroad to study. Then, I got married. I bought a house of my own. I had kids of my own. I was happy with my life, my kids and the comforts. Then one day, my Mother came to visit me. She hadn’t seen me in years and she didn’t even meet her grandchildren. When she stood by the door, my children laughed at her, and I yelled at her for coming over uninvited. I screamed at her, ‘How dare you come to my house and scare my children!’ GET OUT OF HERE! NOW!!!’
 

And to this, my mother quietly answered, ‘Oh, I’m so sorry. I may have gotten the wrong address,’ and she disappeared out of sight. One day, a letter regarding a school reunion came to my house. So I lied to my wife that I was going on a business trip. After the reunion, I went to the old shack just out of curiosity. My neighbors said that she died. I did not shed a single tear. They handed me a letter that she had wanted me to have. ‘My dearest son, I think of you all the time. I’m sorry that I came to your house and scared your children. I was so glad when I heard you were coming for the reunion. But I may not be able to even get out of bed to see you. I’m sorry that I was a constant embarrassment to you when you were growing up. You see……..when you were very little, you got into an accident, and lost your eye. As a mother, I couldn’t stand watching you having to grow up with one eye. So I gave you mine. I was so proud of my son who was seeing a whole new world for me, in my place, with that eye. With all my love to you, Your mother.’

Do remember to share that $ worth of your time with someone you love

A woman came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find her 5-year old so...n waiting for her at the door.


SON: 'Mummy, may I ask you a question?'


MUM: 'Yeah sure, what it is?' replied the woman.


SON: 'Mummy, how much do you make an hour?'


MUM: 'That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?' the woman said angrily.


SON: 'I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?'

MUM: 'If you must know, I make $20 an hour.'


SON: 'Oh,' the little boy replied, with his head down.


SON: "Mummy, may I please borrow $5?"


The mother was furious, 'If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I don't work hard everyday for such childish frivolities.'


The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door...


The woman sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?


After about an hour or so, the woman had calmed down, and started to think:

Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $5 and he really didn't ask for money very often.The woman went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.

'
Are you asleep, son?' She asked.


'No Mummy, I'm awake,' replied the boy.

'
I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier' said the woman. 'It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $5 you asked for.'

The little boy sat straight up, smiling. 'Oh, thank you Mummy!' he yelled. Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills.


The woman saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again.

The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his mother.

'Why do you want more money if you already have some?' the mother grumbled.

'Because I didn't have enough, but now I do,' the little boy replied.

'Mummy, I have $20 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you.'

The mother was crushed. She put her arms around her little son, and she begged for his forgiveness.

It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts. 

Do remember to share that $20 worth of your time with someone you love ♥

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